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Source: Harvard University, Houghton Library, Cambridge, Mass ([MH-H])

Cue: "Good land, have"

Source format: "Transcript"

Letter type: "[standard letter]"

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To William Dean Howells
24 May 1884 • Hartford, Conn. (Transcript: MH-H, UCCL 02986)
Dear Howells—

Good land, have you seen the “poems” of that South Carolinian idiot, “Belton O’Neall Townsend, A B. & Attorney at Law?”—& above all, the dedication of them to you?

If you did write him what he says you did, you richly deserve hanging; & if you didn’t, he deserves hanging. Butemendation he deserves hanging anywayemendation & in any & all cases—no, boiling, gutting, brazing in a mortar—no, no, there is no death that can meet his case. Now think of this literary louse dedicating his garbage to you, & quoting encouragingemendation compliments from you & poor dead Longfellow. Let us hope there is a hell, for this poet’semendation sake, who carries his bowels in his skull, & when they operate works the discharge into rhyme & prints it.

Ah, if he had only dedicated this diarrhea to Aldrich, I could just howl with delight; but the joke is lost on you—just about wasted.

Ys Ever
Mark.
Textual Commentary
Source text(s):

Transcript, MH-H.

Previous Publication:

MTHL, 2:488.

Provenance:

see Howells Letters in Description of Provenanceclick to open link.

Emendations and Textual Notes
 hanging. But ● ~.—~
 anyway ● any-way
 encouraging ● encourageing
 poet’s ● poets
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