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CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
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Mainly, the Round Table talk was monologues—narrative accounts of the adventures in which these prisoners were captured and their friends and backers killed and stripped of their steeds and armor. As a general thing—as far as I could make out—these murderous adventures were not forays undertaken to avengealteration in the MS injuries, nor to settle old disputes or sudden fallings out; no, asalteration in the MS a rule they were simply duels between strangers—duels between people who had never even been introduced to each other, and between whom existed no cause of offenceemendation whatever. Many a time I had seen a couple of boys, strangers, meet by chance, and say simultaneously, “I can lick you,” and go at it on the spot; but Itextual note had always imagined, until now, that that sort of thing belonged to children only, and was a sign and mark of childhood; but here were these big boobies sticking to it and taking pride in it clear up into full age and beyond. Yet there was something very engaging about these great simple-hearted crea- [begin page 69] tures , something attractive and lovable. There did not seem to be brains enough in the entire nursery, so to speak, to bait a fish-hook with; but you didn’t seem to mind that, after a little, because you soon saw that brains were not needed in a society like that, and indeed would have marred it, hindered it, spoiled its symmetry—perhaps rendered its existence impossible.

There was a fine manliness observable in almost every face; and in some a certain loftiness and sweetness that rebuked your belittling criticisms,alteration in the MS and stilled them. A most noble benignity and purity reposed in the countenance of him they called Sir Galahad; and likewisealteration in the MS in the king’s, also; and there was majesty and greatness in the giant frame and high bearing of Sir Launcelot of the Lake.alteration in the MS

There was presently an incident which centred the general interest upon thisalteration in the MS Sir Launcelot. At a sign from a sort of master of ceremonies, sixalteration in the MS or eight of the prisoners rose and came forward in a body and knelt on the floor and lifted up their hands toward the ladies’ gallery and begged the grace of a word with the queen. The most conspicuously situated lady in thatalteration in the MS massed flower-bed of feminine show and finery, inclined her head by way of assent, and then the spokesman of the prisoners delivered himself and his fellows into her hands for freealteration in the MS pardon, ransom, captivity or death, as she in her good pleasure mightalteration in the MS elect; and this, as he said, he was doing by command of Sir Kay the Seneschal, whose prisoners they were, he having vanquished them by his single might and prowess in sturdy conflict in the field.

Surprise and astonishment flashed from face to face all over the house; the queen’s gratified smile faded out at the name of Sir Kay, and she looked disappointed; and the page whispered in my ear with an accent and manner expressive of extravagant derisionemendation

“Sir Kay emendation, forsooth! Oh, call me pet names, dearest, call me a marineemendation!alteration in the MS In twice a thousand years shall the unholy invention of man labor at odds to beget the fellow to this majesticalteration in the MS lie!”

Every eye was fastened with severe inquiry upon Sir Kay. But he was equal to the occasion. He got up and played his hand like a major—and took every trick. He said he would state the case, exactly according to the facts; he would tell the simple straightforward tale, without comment of his own; “and then,” said he, “if ye find glory and honor due, ye will give it untoemendation him who is the mightiest man of his hands that ever bare shield or strake with sword in the ranks of Christian battle—even [begin page 70] him that sitteth there!”—and he pointed to Sir Launcelot. Ah, he fetched them; it was a rattling good strokeemendation.alteration in the MS Then he went on and told how Sir Launcelot, seeking adventures, some brief time gone by,textual note alteration in the MS killed seven giants at one sweep of his sword, and set a hundred and forty-two captive maidens free; and then went further, still seeking adventures, and found him (Sir Kay,) fighting a desperate fight againstalteration in the MS nine foreign knights, and straightway tookalteration in the MS the battle solely into his own hands, and conquered the nine; and that night Sir Launcelot rose quietly, and dressed him in Sir Kay’s armor and took Sir Kay’s horse and gat him away into distant lands,alteration in the MS and vanquished sixteen knights in one pitched battle and thirty-four in another; and all these and the former nine he madealteration in the MS to swear that about Whitsuntide they would ride to Arthur’s court and yield them to Queenemendation Guenever’salteration in the MS hands as captives of Sir Kay the Seneschal, spoil of his knightly prowess; and now here were these half dozen, and the rest would be along as soon as they might be healed of their desperate wounds.

Well, it was touching to see the queenemendation blush and smile, and look embarrassed and happy, and fling furtive glances at Sir Launcelot that would have got him shot, in Arkansas, to a dead certainty.

Everybody praised the valor and magnanimity of Sir Launcelot; and as for me, I was perfectly amazed,alteration in the MS that one man, all by himself, should have been able to beat down and capture such battalions of practiced fighters. I said as much to Clarence; but this mocking featherheademendation only said—

“An Sir Kay had had time to get another skin of sour wine intoemendation him, ye had seen the accompt doubled.”

I looked at the boy in sorrow; and as I looked I saw the cloud of a deep despondency settle upon his countenance. I followed the direction of his eye, and saw that a very old and white-bearded man, clothed in a flowing black gown, had risen and was standing at the table, upon unsteady legs, and feebly swaying his ancient head and surveying the company with his watery and wandering eye. The samealteration in the MS suffering look that was in the page’s face was observable in all the faces around—the look of dumb creatures who know that they must endure and make no moan.

“Marry, we shallemendation have it again,” sighed the boy; “that same old weary tale that he hath told a thousand times in the same words, and that he will tell till he dieth, every time he hath gotten his barrel full [begin page 71] and feeleth his exaggeration-mill a-working. Would God I had died or I saw this day!emendation

“Who is it?”

“Merlin, the mighty liar and magician, perdition singe him for the weariness he worketh with his one tale!emendation But that men fear him for that he hath the storms and the lightnings and all the devils that be in hell at his beck and call,alteration in the MS they would have dug his entrailsalteration in the MS out these many years ago to get at that tale and squelchemendation it. He telleth it alwayrejected substantive in the third person, making believe he is too modest to glorify himself—maledictions light upon him, misfortune be his dole! Goodalteration in the MS friend, prithee call me for evensong.”

“the flies buzzed and bit, unmolested.”

The boy nestledalteration in the MS himself upon my shoulder and pretended to go to sleep. The old man began his tale; and presently the lad was asleep in reality; so also were the dogs, and the court, the lackeys, and the files of men-at-arms. The droning voice droned on; a soft snoring arose on all sides and supported it like a deep and subdued accompaniment of [begin page 72] wind instruments. Some heads were bowed upon folded arms, some lay back, with open mouths that issued unconscious music; the flies buzzed and bit, unmolested, the rats swarmed softly out from a hundred holes, and pattered about, and made themselves at home everywhere; and one of them sat up like a squirrel on the king’s head and held a bit of cheese in its hands and nibbled it, and dribbled the crumbs in the king’s face with naive and impudent irreverence.alteration in the MS It was a tranquil scene, and restful to the weary eye and the jaded spirit.

This was the old man’s tale. He said:

“Rightemendation so the king and Merlinemendation departed, and went until an hermit that was a good man and a great leach. So the hermit searched all his wounds and gave him good salves; so the king was there three days, and then were his wounds well amended that he might ride and go, and so departed. And as they rode, Arthur said, I have no sword. No force,*emendation said Merlin, hereby is a sword that shall be yours and I may. So they rode till they came to a lake, the which was a fair water and broad, and in the midst of the lake Arthur was ware of an arm clothed in white samite, that held a fair sword in that hand. Lo, said Merlin, yonder is that sword that I spake of. With that they saw a damsel going upon the lake: What damsel is that? said Arthur. That is the Lady of the lake, said Merlin; and within that lake is a rock, and therein is as fair a place as any on earth, and richly beseen, and this damsel will come to you anon, and then speak ye fair to her that she will give you that sword. Anon withal came the damsel unto Arthur and saluted him, and he her again. Damsel, said Arthur, what sword is that, that yonder the arm holdeth above the water? I would it were mine, for I have no sword. Sir Arthur king, said the damsel, that sword is mine, and if ye will give me a gift when I ask it you, ye shall have it. By my faith, said Arthur, I will give you what gift ye will ask. Well, said the damsel, go ye into yonder barge and row yourself to the sword, and take it and the scabbard with you, and I will ask my gift when I see my time. So Sir Arthur and Merlin alight, and tied their horses to two trees, and so they went into the ship, and when they came to the sword that the hand held, Sir Arthur took it up by the handles, and took it with him. And the arm and the hand went under the water; and so they came unto the land and rode forth. And then Sir Arthur


*No matter.emendation [begin page 73] saw a rich pavilion: What signifieth yonder pavilion? It is the knight’s pavilion, said Merlin, that ye fought with last, Sir Pellinore, but he is out, he is not there; he hath ado with a knight of yours, that hight Egglame, and they have fought together, but at the last Egglame fled, and else he had been dead, and he hath chased him even to Carlion, and we shall meet with him anon in the high way. That is well said, said Arthur, now have I a sword, now will I wage battle with him and be avenged on him. Sir, ye shall not so, said Merlin, for the knight is weary of fighting and chasing, so that ye shall have no worship to have ado with him; also he will not lightly be matched of one knight living; and therefore it is my counsel, let him pass, for he shall do you good service in short time, and his sons after his days. Also ye shall see that day in short space, ye shall be right glad to give him your sister to wed. When I see him, I will do as ye advise me, said Arthur. Then Sir Arthur looked on the sword, and liked it passing well. Whether liketh you better, said Merlin, the sword or the scabbard? Me liketh better the sword, said Arthur. Ye are more unwise, said Merlin, for the scabbard is worth ten of the sword, for while ye have the scabbard upon you ye shall never lose no blood, be ye never so sore wounded, therefore keep well the scabbard always with you. So they rode unto Carlion, and by the way they met with Sir Pellinore; but Merlin had done such a craft that Pellinore saw not Arthur, and he passed by without any words. I marvel, said Arthur, [begin page 74] that the knight would not speak. Sir, said Merlin, he saw you not, for andrejected substantive he had seen you ye had not lightly departed. So they came unto Carlion, whereof his knights were passing glad. And when they heard of his adventures they marvelled that he would jeopard his person so alone. But all men of worship said it was merry to be under such a chieftain that would put his person in adventure as other poor knights did.”emendation explanatory note textual note
“sir arthur took it up by the handles.”

Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
  CHAPTER 3 (I-C)  ●  Chap. 4.  (MS)  A reads “CHAPTER III.”
  offence (I-C)  ●  offense (MS) 
  with . . . derision (A)  ●  not in  (MS) 
  Kay  (A)  ●  Kay (MS) 
  call me pet . . . marine (A)  ●  saw thou my leg off, do me up in a rag (MS) 
  unto (A)  ●  to (MS) 
  Ah . . . stroke. (A)  ●  not in  (MS) 
  Queen (A)  ●  queen (MS) 
  queen (A)  ●  queen Guenever (MS) 
  featherhead (A)  ●  feather-  |  head (MS) 
  into (A)  ●  in (MS) 
  we shall (A)  ●  now shall we (MS) 
  day! (A)  ●  day. (MS) 
  tale! (A)  ●  tale. (MS) 
  squelch (A)  ●  quiet (MS) 
  “Right (A)  ●  Right (Malory) 
  Merlin (A)  ●  he (Malory) 
  force,* (A)  ●  force,  (Malory) 
  *No matter. (A)  ●  not in  (Malory) 
  did.” (A)  ●  did.  (Malory) 
Rejected Substantives CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
  alway (MS)  ●  always (A,E) 
  for and (MS,A)  ●  for an (E) 
Alterations in the Manuscript CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
 avenge] follows canceled ‘satisfy’.
 as] written over wiped-out ‘they’.
 criticisms,] the comma added in pencil.
 likewise] interlined above canceled ‘to almost as worshipful a degree’.
 of the Lake.] added in pencil; the original period preceding inadvertently left standing.
 this] interlined.
 At . . . ceremonies, six] originally ‘Six’; ‘At . . . ceremonies,’ interlined; the ‘S’ of ‘Six’ not reduced to ‘s’.
 in that] follows canceled ‘of the’.
 free] interlined.
 might] interlined above canceled ‘should’.
 call . . . marine!] the MS reads ‘saw thou my leg off, do me up in a rag!’; ‘do . . . rag!’ interlined above canceled ‘give me a pill!’; emended.
 majestic] interlined above canceled ‘gigantic’.
 Ah . . . stroke.] in the MS ‘O he fetched ’em!’ interlined in pencil; ‘them!’ written over ‘ ’em!’ in black ink; then the entire sentence canceled; emended.
 brief time gone by,] added in pencil at the top of an MS page; ‘two or three months gone by,’ canceled in pencil at the foot of the preceding page; ‘two’ followed by canceled ‘mon’.
 against] follows canceled ‘with’.
 took] follows canceled ‘to the’.
 lands,] the comma added in pencil.
 made] written over wiped-out ‘s’.
 Guenever’s] originally ‘Guenevere’s’; the final ‘e’ canceled.
 amazed,] followed by canceled ‘astounded’.
 The same] follows canceled ‘ “Marry, now shall we’.
 call,] interlined above canceled ‘command,’.
 entrails] interlined above canceled ‘vitals’.
 Good] follows canceled ‘Good friend, I say call me’.
 nestled] interlined above canceled ‘curled’.
 

the rats . . . irreverence.] added in black ink; ‘the’ added at the end of a line following a comma written over a period; ‘rats . . . everywhere;’ interlined at the beginning of the following line; ‘and . . . irreverence.’ written on the verso of the MS page with instructions to turn over.

Textual Notes CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
 CHAPTER 3] At the beginnings of chapters 3, 4, 5, and 6, Mark Twain wrote a series of cryptic notes which appear to be calculations of the time it would take to read from portions of the manuscript, but which may also be a reckoning of daily progress. The first of these notes, written in pencil, is at the top of the manuscript page beginning here and reads “35 m to here. That is, 8.05 p.m.”
 but I] At the top of the manuscript page beginning here, Mark Twain noted in pencil “Launcelots pris were given to Guenever, & came without escort. Good deal of gossip about her.”
 brief . . . by,] In the top right corner of the manuscript page beginning here, Mark Twain wrote and canceled in pencil “[can’t let em remain so bloody & battered 2 or 3 months].” He substituted “brief time gone by” for the original reading “two or three months gone by” (see the alterations list).
 “Right . . . did.”] In the manuscript Mark Twain instructed the typist to “[Insert Chapter XXIII, on page 47 & 48, without the title.]” and added the note, written and canceled in pencil, “Sir Thomas Mallory.” Merlin’s tale occupies all of Book 1, chapter 23, of Morte Darthur; the page references are to the Globe edition, which serves as copy-text. The footnote is Mark Twain’s.
Explanatory Notes CHAPTER 3   Knights of the  Table Round
  illustration] The figure in the center is a self-portrait of Beard, posed before a mirror. R. J. Lowden, who posed for the initial letter on page 68, posed again for the figure on the left (“Dan Beard Tells,” p. 5).
 “Right . . . did.”] Merlin’s tale is quoted from Morte Darthur, Book 1, chapter 23. See the textual note.