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We strolled along in a sufficiently indolent fashion, now, and talked. We must dispose of about the amount of time it ought to take to go to the little hamlet of Abblasoure and put justice on the track of those murderers and get back home again. And meantime I hadⒶalteration in the MS an auxiliaryⒶalteration in the MS interest which had neverⒶalteration in the MS paled yet, never lost its novelty for me, since I had been in Arthur’s kingdom: the behavior—born of nice and exact subdivisions of caste—of chance passers-by toward each other. Toward the shaven monkⒶalteration in the MS who trudged along with his cowl tilted back and the sweat washing down his fat jowls, the coal burner was deeplyⒶalteration in the MS reverent; to the gentleman he was abject; withⒶalteration in the MS the small farmer and the free mechanic he was cordial and gossipy; and when a slave passed by with countenanceⒶrejected substantive respectfully lowered, this chap’s nose was in the air—he couldn’t even see him. Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.

Presently we struck an incident. A small mob of half naked boys and girls came tearing out of the woods, scared and shrieking. The eldest among them were not more than twelve or four- [begin page 349] teen years old. They implored help, but they were so beside themselves that we couldn’t make out what the matter was. However, we plunged into the wood, they skurrying in the lead, and the troubleⒶalteration in the MS was quickly revealed: they had hanged a little fellow with a bark rope, and he was kicking and struggling, in the process of choking to death. We rescued him, and fetched him around. It was some more human nature; the admiring little folk imitating their elders; they were playing mob, and had achieved a success which promisedⒶalteration in the MS to be a good deal more serious than they had bargained for.

It was not a dull excursion for me. I managed to put in the time very well. I made various acquaintanceships, and in my quality of stranger was able to ask as many questions as I wanted to. A thing which naturally interested me, as a statesman, was the matter of wages. I picked up what I could under that head during the afternoon. A man who hasn’t had much experience, and doesn’t think, is apt to measureⒶalteration in the MS a nation’s prosperity or lack of prosperity by the mereⒶalteration in the MS size of the prevailing wages: if the wages be high, the nation is prosperous; if low, it isn’t. Which is an errorⒶemendation. It isn’tⒶalteration in the MS what sum you get, it’s howⒶalteration in the MS much you can buy with it that’sⒶemendation the important thing; andⒶemendation it’s that that tells whether your wages are high in fact or only high in name. I could remember how it was in the time ofⒶalteration in the MS our great civil war in the nineteenth century. In the North, a carpenter got three dollars a day, gold valuation;Ⓐalteration in the MS in the South he got fifty—payable in Confederate shin-plastersⒶemendation worth a dollar a bushel. In the North, a suit of overalls cost three dollars—a day’s wages;Ⓐemendation in the South it cost seventy-five—which was two days’ wagesⒶemendation. Other things were in proportion. ConsequentlyⒶalteration in the MS, wages were twice as highⒶemendation in the North asⒶemendation they were in the South, because the one wage had that muchⒶalteration in the MS more purchasing power thanⒶrejected substantive the other had.Ⓐalteration in the MS Ⓐtextual note Ⓐemendation

Yes, I made various acquaintances in the hamlet, and a thing that gratified me a good deal, was, to find our new coins in circulation—lots of milrays,Ⓐalteration in the MS lots of mills, lots of cents, a good many nickels, and some silver; all this among the artisans and commonalty generally; yes, and even some gold—but that was at the bank, that is to say, the goldsmith’sⒶalteration in the MS. I dropped in there while Marco the son of Marco was haggling with a shopkeeperⒶalteration in the MS over a quarter of aⒶalteration in the MS pound of salt,Ⓐalteration in the MS and asked for change for a twenty-dollar gold-piece. They furnished it,—that is, after they had chewed the piece,Ⓐalteration in the MS and rung it on the counter, and tried [begin page 350] acid on it, and asked me where I got it, andⒶalteration in the MS who I was, and where I was from, and where I was going to, and when I expected to get there, and perhaps a couple of hundred more questions; and when they got aground, I went right on and furnished them a lot of information voluntarily: told them I owned a dog, and his name was Watch, and my first wife was a Free Will Baptist, and her grandfather was a Prohibitionist, and I used to know a man thatⒶtextual note Ⓐrejected substantive had two thumbs on each hand and a wart on the inside of his upper lip, and died in the hope of a glorious resurrection, and so-on, and so-on, and so-on, till even that hungry villageⒶalteration in the MS questioner began to look satisfied, and also a shade put out; but he had to respect a man of my financial strength, and soⒶalteration in the MS he didn’t give me any lip, but I noticed he took it out of his underlings, which was a perfectly natural thing to do. Yes, they changed my twenty, but I judged it strained the bank a little, which was a thing to be expected, for it was the sameⒶalteration in the MS as walking into a paltry village storeⒶalteration in the MS in the nineteenth century and requiring the boss of it to change a two-

[begin page 351] thousand-dollar bill for you all of a sudden. He could do it, maybe; but at the same timeⒶemendation he would wonder how a small farmer happened to be carrying so much money around in his pocket; which was probably this goldsmith’s thought, too; for he followed me to the door and stood there gazing after me with reverent admiration.

Our new money wasⒶalteration in the MS not only handsomely circulating, but itsⒶalteration in the MS language was already glibly in use; that is to say, people had dropped the names of the former moneys, and spoke of things as being worth so many dollars or cents or millsⒶtextual note Ⓐemendation or milrays,Ⓐalteration in the MS now. It was very gratifying. We were progressing, that was sure.

I gotⒶalteration in the MS to know several master mechanics, but about the most interesting fellow among them was the blacksmithⒶemendation, Dowley. He was a live man and a brisk talker, and had two journeymen and three apprentices, and was doing a raging business. In fact, he was getting rich, hand over fist, and was vastly respected. Marco was very proud of having such a man for a friend. He had taken me there ostensibly to let me see the big establishment which bought so much of his charcoal, but really to let me see what easy and almost familiar terms he was on with this great man. Dowley and I fraternized at once; I had had just such picked men, splendid fellows, under me in the Colt arms-factoryⒶemendation. I was bound to see more of him, so I invited him to come out to Marco’s, Sunday, and dine with us. Marco was appalled, and held his breath; and when the grandeeⒶalteration in the MS accepted, he was so grateful that he almost forgot to be astonished at the condescension.

Marco’s joy was exuberantⒶemendation—but only for a moment; then he grew thoughtful, then sad; and when he heard me tellⒶalteration in the MS Dowley I should have DickonⒶalteration in the MS the boss mason, and SmugⒶalteration in the MS the boss wheelwright out there, too, the coal-dust on his face turned to chalk, and he lost his grip. But I knew what was the matter with him; it was the expense. He saw ruin before him; he judged that his financial days were numbered. However, on our way to invite the others, I said:

“You must allow me to have these friends come; and you must also allow me to pay the costs.”

His face cleared, and he said with spirit:

“But not all of it, not all of it. YeⒶalteration in the MS cannot well bear a burden like to this alone.”

I stopped him, and said:

“Now let’s understand each other on the spot, old friend. I am only [begin page 352] a farm bailiff,Ⓐalteration in the MS it is true; but I am not poor, nevertheless. I have been very fortunate this year—you would be astonished to know how I have thriven. I tell you the honest truth when I say I could squander away as many as a dozen feasts like this and never care that Ⓐalteration in the MS for the expense!” and I snapped my fingers. I could see myself rise a foot at a time in Marco’s estimation, and when I fetched out thoseⒶalteration in the MS last words I was become a very tower, for style and altitude. “So you see, you must let me have my way. You can’t contribute a cent to this orgy, that’s settled.”

“It’s grand and good of you—Ⓐemendation”

“No, it isn’t. You’ve opened your house to Jones and me in the most generous way; Jones was remarking upon it to-day, just before you came back from the village; for although he wouldn’t be likely to say such a thing to you,—becauseⒶalteration in the MS Jones isn’t a talker, and is diffident in society—he has a good heart and a grateful, and knowsⒶalteration in the MS how to appreciate it when he is well treated; yes, you and your wife have been very hospitable towardⒶrejected substantive us—”

“Ah, brother, ’tis nothing—such hospitality!”

“But it is something; the best a man has, freely given, is always

[begin page 353] something, and is as good as a prince can do, and ranks right along beside it—for even a prince can butⒶtextual note do his best. And so we’ll shop around and get up this layout, now, and don’t you worry about the expense. I’m one of the worst spendthrifts that ever was born. Why, do you know, sometimes in a single week I spend—but never mind about that—you’d never believe it anyway.”

And so we went gadding along, dropping in, here and there, pricing things, and gossipingⒶalteration in the MS with the shopkeepers about the riot, and now and then running across pathetic reminders of it, in the persons of shunnedⒶalteration in the MS and tearful and houselessⒶalteration in the MS remnants of families whose homes had been taken from them and their parents butchered or hanged. The raiment of Marco and his wife was of coarse tow-linen and linsey-woolseyⒶemendation respectively,Ⓐalteration in the MS and resembled township maps, it being made up pretty exclusively of patches which had been added, township by township, in the course of five or six years, until hardly a hand’s breadth of the original garments was surviving and present. Now I wanted to fit these people out with new suits, on account of that swell company, and I didn’t know just how to get at it with delicacy, until at lastⒶalteration in the MS it struck me that as I had already been liberal in inventing wordy gratitude for the king, it would be just the thing to back it up with evidence of a substantial sort; so I said:

“And Marco, there’s another thing which you must permit—out of kindness for Jones—because you wouldn’t want to offend him. He was very anxious to testify his appreciation in some way, but he is so diffident he couldn’t venture it himself, and so he begged me to buy some little things and give them to you and DameⒶalteration in the MS PhyllisⒶemendation and let him pay for them without your ever knowing they came from him—youⒶalteration in the MS know how a delicate person feels about that sort of thingⒶalteration in the MS—and so I said I would, and we would keep mum. Well, his idea was, a new outfit of clothes for you both—”

“Oh, it is wastefulness! It may not be, brother, it may not be. Consider the vastness of the sum—”

“Hang the vastness of the sum! Try to keep quiet for a moment, and see how it would seem; a body can’t get in a word edgeways, you talk so muchⒶemendation. You ought to cure that, Marco; it isn’t good form, you know, and it will grow on you, if you don’t check it.Ⓐalteration in the MS Yes, we’ll step in here, now, and price this man’s stuff—and don’t forget to remember to not let on to Jones that you know he had anything to do with it.Ⓐalteration in the MS [begin page 354]

[begin page 355] You can’t think how curiously sensitive and proudⒶalteration in the MS he is. He’s a farmer—pretty fairly well-to-do farmer—and I’m his bailiff; but—the imagination of that man! Why, sometimes when he forgets himself, and gets to blowing off, you’d think he was one of the swells of the earth; and you might listen to him a hundred years and never take him for a farmer—especially if he talked agriculture. He thinks he’s a SheolⒶalteration in the MS of a farmer; thinks he’s old Grayback from Wayback; but between you and me privately he don’t know as much about farmingⒶalteration in the MS as he does about a running a kingdom—still, whatever he talks about, you want to drop your underjaw and listen, the same as if you hadⒶemendation never heard such incredible wisdom in all your life before, and were afraid you might die before you got enough of it. That will please Jones.”

It tickled Marco to the marrowⒶemendation to hear about such an odd character; but it also prepared him for accidents; and in my experience, when you travel with a king who is letting on to be something else and can’t remember it more than about half the time, you can’t take too many precautions.

This was the best store we had come across yet; it had everything in it, in small quantities, from anvils and dry goods all the way down to fish and pinchbeck jewelry. I concluded I would bunch my whole invoice right here, and not go pricing around any more. So I got rid of Marco, by sending him off to invite the mason and the wheelwright, which left the field free to me. For I never care to do a thing in a quiet way; it’s got to be theatrical, or I don’t take any interest in it. I showed up money enough, in a careless way, to corral the shopkeeper’s respect, and then I wrote down a list of the things I wanted, and handedⒶalteration in the MS it to him to see if he could read it. He could, and was proud to show that he could. He said he had been educated by a priest, and could read and write both. He ranⒶalteration in the MS it through, and remarked with satisfaction that it was a pretty heavy bill. Well, and so it was, for a little concern like that. I was not only providing a swell dinner, but some odds and ends of extras. I ordered that the things be carted out and delivered at the dwelling of Marco the son of Marco by Saturday evening, andⒶrejected substantive send me the bill at dinnerⒶalteration in the MS time Sunday. He said I could depend upon his promptness and exactitude, it wasⒶalteration in the MS the rule of the house. He also observed that he would throw in a couple of miller-guns for the MarcosⒶalteration in the MS gratis—that everybody was using them, now. He had a mighty opinion of that clever device. I said:

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“And please fill them up to the middle mark,Ⓐalteration in the MS too; and add that to the bill.”

He would, with pleasure. He filled them, and I took them with me.Ⓐalteration in the MS I couldn’t venture to tell him that the miller-gun was a little invention of my own, and that I had officiallyⒶemendation ordered that every shopkeeper in the kingdom keep them on hand and sellⒶalteration in the MS them at government price—which was the merest trifle, and the shopkeeper got that, not the government. We furnished them for nothing.

The king had hardly missed us when we got back at nightfall. He had early dropped againⒶemendation into his dream of a grand invasion of Gaul with the whole strength of his kingdom at his back, and the afternoon had slipped away without his ever coming to himself again.