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CHAPTER 19

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When the king awoke in the early morning, he found that a wet but thoughtful rat had crept into the place during the night and made a cosy bed for itself in his bosom. Being disturbed, now, it scampered away. The boy smiled, and said, “Poor fool, why so fearful? I am as forlorn as thou. ’Twould behistorical collation shametextual note in me to hurt the helpless, who am myself so helplessalteration in the MS. Moreover, I owe you thanks for a good omen; for when a king has fallen so low that the veryalteration in the MS rats do makealteration in the MS a bed of him, it surely meaneth that his fortunesalteration in the MS be upon the turn, sincealteration in the MS it is plain he can no lower go.”

He got up and stepped out of the stall, and just then he heardalteration in the MS the sound of children’s voices. The barn door opened and a couple of little girls came in. As soon as they saw him their talking and laughing ceased, and they stopped and stood stillalteration in the MS, gazing at him with strong curiosity; they presently began to whisper together, then they approached nearer, and stopped again to gaze and whisper. By and byalteration in the MS they gathered courage and began to discuss him aloud. One said—

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“He hath a comely face.”

The other added—

“And pretty hair.”

“But is ill clothed, enow.”

“And how starved he looketh.”

They came still nearer, sidling shyly around and about him, examining him minutely from allalteration in the MS points, as if he were some strange new kind of animal; but warily and watchfully, the while, as if they half feared he might be a sort of animal that would bite, upon occasionalteration in the MS. Finally they halted before him, holdingalteration in the MS each other’s hands, for protection, and took a good satisfying stare with their innocent eyes; then one of them plucked upalteration in the MS all her courage and inquired with honest directness—

“Who art thou, boy?”

“I am the king,” was the grave answer.

The children gave a little start, and their eyes spread themselves wide open and remained so during a speechless half minute. Then curiosity broke the silence—

“The king? What king?”

“The king of England.”

The children looked at each other—then at him—then at each other again—wonderingly, perplexedly—then one said—

“Didst hear him, Margery?—he saith he is the king. Can that be true?”

“How can it be else but true, Prissy? Would he say a lie?alteration in the MS For look you, Prissy, an’emendation it were not true, it would be a lie. It surely would be. Now think on’t. For all things that be not true, be lies—thou canst make naught else out of it.”

It was a good tight argument, without a leak in it anywhere; and it left Prissy’s half-doubts not a leg to stand on. She considered a moment, then put the king upon his honor with the simple remark—

“If thou art truly the king, then I believe thee.”

“I am truly the king.”

This settled the matter. His majesty’s royalty was accepted without further question or discussion, and the two little girls began at once to inquire into how he came to be where he was, and how he came to be so unroyally clad, and whither he was bound, and all about his affairs. It was a mighty relief to him to pour out his troubles where [begin page 217] they would not be scoffed at or doubted; so he told his tale with feeling, forgetting even his hunger for the time; and it was received with the deepest and tenderest sympathy by the gentle little maids. But when he got down to his latest experiences and they learned how long he had been without food, they cut him short and hurried him away to the farm house to find a breakfast for him.

took a good satisfying stare.”

The king was cheerful and happy, now,alteration in the MS and said to himself, “When I am come to mine own again, I will always honor little children, remembering how that these trusted me and believed in me in my time of trouble, whilst they that were older, and thought themselves wiser, mocked at me and held me for a liar.”

The children’s mother received the king kindly, and was full of pity; for his forlorn condition and apparently crazedalteration in the MS intellect touched her womanly heart. She was a widow, and rather poor; consequently she had seen trouble enough to enable her to feel for the unfortunate. She imagined that the demented boy had wandered away from his friends or keepers; so she tried to find out whence he had come, in order that she might take measures to return him; but all her references to [begin page 218]

the children’s mother received the king kindly.”
neighboring towns and villages, and all her inquiriesalteration in the MS in the same line, went for nothing—the boy’s face, and his answers, too, showed that the things she was talking of were not familiar to him. He spoke earnestly and simply about court matters; and broke down, more than once, when speaking of the late king “his father;” but whenever the conversation changed to baser topics, he lost interest and became silent.

The woman was mightily puzzled; but she did not give up. As she proceeded with her cooking, she set herself to contriving devices to surpriseemendation the boy into betraying his real secret. She talked about cattle—he showed no concern; then about sheep—the same result—so her guess that he had been a shepherd boy was an error; she talked about mills; and about weaversalteration in the MS, tinkers, smiths, trades and tradesmen of all sorts; and about Bedlam, and jails, and charitable retreats; but no matter, she was baffled at all points. Not altogether, either; for she argued that she had narrowed the thing down to domestic service. Yes, she was sure she was on the right track, now—he must have been a house servant. So she led up to that. But the result was discouraging. [begin page 219] The subject of sweeping appeared to weary him; fire-building failed to stir him; scrubbing and scouring awoke no enthusiasm. Then the goodwife touched, with a perishing hope, and rather as a matter of form, upon the subjectalteration in the MS of cooking. To her surprisealteration in the MS, and her vast delight, the king’s face lighted at once! Ah, she had huntedalteration in the MS him down at last, she thought; and she was right proud, too, of the devious shrewdness and tact which had accomplished it.alteration in the MS

Her tired tongue got a chance to rest, now; for the king’s, inspired by gnawingalteration in the MS hunger and the fragrant smells that came from the sputtering pots and pans, turned itself loose, and delivered itself up to suchalteration in the MS an eloquent dissertation uponalteration in the MS certain toothsomealteration in the MS dishes, that within three minutes the woman said to herself, “Of a truth I was right—he hath holpen in a kitchen!” Then he broadened his bill of fare, and discussed it with such appreciation and animation, that the goodwifehistorical collation said to herself, “Good lack! how can he know so many dishes, and so fine ones withal? For these belong only upon the tables of the rich and great. Ah, now I see! ragged outcast as he is, he must have served in the palace before his reason went astray; yes, he must have helped in the very kitchen of the king himself! I will test him.”

Full of eagerness to prove her sagacity, she told the king to mind the cooking a moment—hinting that he might manufacture and add a dish or two, if he chose—then she went out of the room and gave her children a sign to follow after. The king muttered—

“Another English king had a commission like to this, in a bygone time—it is nothing against my dignity to undertake an office which the great Alfred stooped to assume. But I will try to better serve my trust than he; for he let the cakes burn.”

The intent was good, but the performance was not answerable to it; for this king, like the other one, soon fell into deep thinkings concerning his vast affairs, and the same calamity resulted—the cookery got burned. The woman returned in time to save the breakfast from entire destruction; and she promptly brought the king out of his dreams with a brisk and cordial tongue-lashing. Then, seeing how troubled he was, over his violated trust, she softened at once and was all goodness and gentleness toward him.

The boy made a hearty and satisfying meal, and was greatly refreshed and gladdened by it. It was a meal which was distinguished by this curious feature, that rank was waived on both sides; yet [begin page 220] neither recipient of the favor was aware that it had been extended. The goodwife had intended to feed this young tramp with broken victuals in a corner, like any other tramp, or like a dog; but she was so remorseful for the scolding she had given him, that she did what

brought the king out of his dreams.”
she could to atone for it by allowing him to sit at the family table and eat with his betters, on ostensible terms of equality with them; and the king, on his side, was so remorseful for having broken his trust, after the family had been so kind to him, that he forced himself to atone for it by humbling himself to the family level, instead of requiring the woman and her children to stand and wait upon him while he occupied their table in the solitary state due tohistorical collation histextual note birth and dignity. It does us all good to unbend sometimes. This good woman was made happy all the day long by the applauses which she got out [begin page 221] of herself for her magnanimous condescension to a tramp; and the king was just as self-complacentemendation over his gracious humility toward a humble peasant woman.

When breakfast was over, the housewifealteration in the MS told the king to wash up the dishes. This command was a staggerer, for a moment, and the king came near rebelling; but then he said to himself, “Alfred the Great watched the cakes; doubtless he would have washed the dishes, too—therefore will I essay it.”

He made a sufficiently poor job of it; and toalteration in the MS his surprise, too,alteration in the MS for the cleaning of wooden spoons and trenchers had seemed an easy thing to do. It was a tedious and troublesome piece of work, but he finished it at last. He was becoming impatient to get away on his journey now; however, he was not to lose this thrifty dame’s society so easily. She furnished him some little odds and ends of employment, which he got through with after a fair fashion and with some credit. Then shealteration in the MS set him and the little girls to paring some winter apples; but he was so awkward at this service,alteration in the MS that she retired him from it and gave him a butcher knife to grind. Afterwardhistorical collation she kept him carding

gave him a butcher knife to grind.”
[begin page 222] wool until he began to think he had laid the good King Alfred about far enough in the shade for the present,alteration in the MS in the matter of showy menial heroisms that would read picturesquely in story-books and histories, and so he was half minded to resign. And when, just after the noonday dinner, the goodwife gave him a basket of kittens to drown, he did resign. At least he was just going to resign—for he felt thatalteration in the MS he must draw the line somewhere, and it seemed to him that to draw it at kitten-drowning was about the right thing—when there was an interruption. The interruption was John Cantyalteration in the MS—with a pedlar’s pack on his back—and Hugo!

The king discoveredalteration in the MS these rascals approaching the front gate before they had had a chance to see him; so he said nothing about drawing the line, but took up his basket of kittens and stepped quietly out the back way, without a word. He left the creatures in an outhouseemendation, and hurried on, into a narrow lane at the rear.

Historical Collation CHAPTER 19
  be (MS)  ●  be a (A, E, C) 
  goodwife (MS, A, E)  ●  good wife (C) 
  due to (MS)  ●  due (A, E, C) 
  Afterward (MS, A, C)  ●  Afterwards (E) 
Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 19
  an’ (A)  ●  an
  surprise (A)  ●  surprize
  self-complacent (A)  ●  self- | complacent
  outhouse (I-C)  ●  out- | house
Alterations in the Manuscript CHAPTER 19
 CHAPTER 19] the MS reads ‘Chap. 19.’; ‘19.’ follows canceled ‘20.’
 myself so helpless.] originally ‘so helpless myself.’; ‘myself’ interlined preceding ‘so’; ‘myself.’ canceled; the period following ‘helpless’ added.
 very] interlined.
 make] follows canceled ‘blandly’.
 fortunes] followed by canceled ‘a’.
 since] followed by canceled ‘he can no’.
 heard] followed by canceled ‘a noise’.
 still,] originally ‘still;’; the semicolon canceled and the comma added.
 By and by] followed by canceled ‘one of them said, timidly—’.
 all] followed by canceled ‘points, but warily and watch’.
 occasion.] followed by canceled ‘At last one of them plucked’.
 holding] follows canceled ‘with’.
 up] followed by canceled ‘her’.
 a lie?] follows canceled ‘that’; followed by canceled closing quotation marks.
 now,] interlined above canceled ‘again,’; the preceding comma apparently added.
 crazed] follows canceled ‘dis’.
 inquiries] follows canceled ‘q’.
 weavers] follows canceled ‘ne’.
 subject] interlined above canceled ‘matter’.
 surprise,] follows canceled ‘vast’.
 hunted] follows canceled ‘tracked him’.
 proud, too, of . . . it.] originally ‘proud of . . . it, too.’; ‘too.’ canceled and the comma following ‘it’ mended to a period; ‘too,’ interlined and the comma following ‘proud’ apparently added.
 gnawing] interlined following canceled ‘frantic’.
 such] followed by canceled ‘another’.
 dissertation upon] follows canceled ‘dissertation upon’.
 toothsome] interlined above canceled ‘noble’.
 housewife] followed by canceled ‘suggested’ and canceled ‘told up’.
 and to] ‘and’ interlined.
 too,] interlined.
 He was . . . Then she] added on the verso of the MS page with instructions to turn over, replacing ‘Then she’ canceled on the recto.
 service,] interlined.
 present,] followed by canceled ‘as far as’.
 he felt that] interlined to replace canceled ‘it seemed to him that’.
 Canty] followed by canceled ‘and Hugo!’.
 discovered] interlined above canceled ‘saw’.
Textual Notes CHAPTER 19
 be shame] Although the first American edition reading, “be a shame,” may be due to Mark Twain's revision to less archaic diction, the manuscript reading is retained here because of the number of similar variants apparently caused by compositorial sophistication or transcription error.
  illustration] When John J. Harley designed this illustration for the first American edition, he gave it an irregular shape, apparently intending that the printer fill the notch with type. The printer, however, simply centered the illustration, making a strangely unbalanced page. The shape of the picture has been altered to accommodate it to the specifications of this edition.
First American edition
 due to his] As in the manuscript. The first American edition reads “due his,” probably a sophistication.