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CHAPTER 28
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Meantime Miles was growing sufficiently tired of confinement and inaction. But nowalteration in the MS his trial came on, to his great gratification, and he thought he could welcome any sentence provided a further imprisonment should not be a part of it. But he was mistaken about that. He was in a fine fury when he found himself described as a “sturdy vagabond” andalteration in the MS sentenced to sit two hours in the pillory for bearing that character and for assaulting the master of Hendon Hall. His pretensions as to brothership with his prosecutor, and rightful heirshipalteration in the MS to the Hendon honorshistorical collation emendation and estates, were left contemptuously unnoticed, as being not even worth examination.

He raged and threatened,alteration in the MS on his way to punishment, but it did no good; he was snatched roughly along, by the officers, and got an occasional cuff, besides, for his unreverenthistorical collation conduct.

The king could not pierce through the rabblealteration in the MS that swarmedalteration in the MS behind; so he was obliged to follow in the rear, remote from his good friend and servant. The king had been nearly condemned to the stocks, himself, for being in such had company, but had been let off with a lecture and a warning, in consideration of his youth. When the crowd at last halted, he flitted feverishly from point to point around its [begin page 286] outer rim, hunting a place to get through;alteration in the MS and at last, after a deal of difficulty and delay, succeeded. There sat his poor henchman in the degradingalteration in the MS stocks, the sport and butt of a dirty mob—he, the body servant of the king of England! Edward had heard the sentence pronounced, but he had not realized the half that it meant. His anger began to rise as the sense of this new indignity which had been put upon him sank home; it jumped to summer heat, the next moment, when he saw an egg sail through the air and crush itself against

he confronted the officer in charge.”
Hendon’s cheek, and heard the crowd roar its enjoyment of the episode. He sprang across the open circle and confronted the officer in charge, crying—

“For shame! This is my servant—set him free!alteration in the MS I am the—”

Ohistorical collation, peace!” exclaimed Hendon, in a panic, “thou’ltemendation destroy thyself. Mind him not, officer, he is mad.”

“Give thyself no trouble as to the matter of minding him, good man, I have small mind to mind him; but as to teaching him somewhat, to that I am well inclined.”alteration in the MS He turned to a subordinate and said, “Give the little fool a tastealteration in the MS or two of the lash, to mend his manners.”alteration in the MS

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“Half a dozen will better serve his turn,” suggested Sir Hugh, who had ridden up,alteration in the MS a moment before, to take a passing glance at the proceedings.

The king was seizedemendation. He did not even struggle, so paralyzed was he with the mere thought of the monstrous outrage that was proposed to be inflicted upon his sacred person. History was already defiled with the record of the scourging of an English king with whips—it was an intolerable reflection that he must furnish a duplicate of that shameful pageexplanatory note. He was in the toils, there was no help for him: he must either take this punishment or beg for its remission. Hard conditions; he would take the stripes—a king might do that, but a king could not beg.

But meantime, Miles Hendon was resolving the difficulty. “Let the child go,” said he; “ye heartless dogs, do ye not see how young and frail he is? Let him go—I will take his lashes.”

“Marry,alteration in the MS a good thought,alteration in the MS—and thanks for it,” said Sir Hugh, his face lighting with a sardonic satisfaction. “Let the little beggar go, and give this fellow a dozen in his place—an honest dozen, well laid on.” The king was in the act of entering a fierce protest, but Sir Hugh silenced him with the potent remark, “Yes, speak up, do, and free thy mind—only, mark ye, that for each word you utteralteration in the MS he shall get six strokes the more.”

Hendon was removed from the stocks, and his back laid bare;alteration in the MS and whilst the lash was applied the poor little king turned away his face and allowed unroyal tears to channel his cheeks unchecked. “Ah, brave good heart,” he said to himself, “this loyal deed shall never perish out of my memory.alteration in the MS I will not forget it—and neither shall they!” he added, with passion. Whilst he mused, his appreciation of Hendon’s magnanimous conduct grewalteration in the MS to greater and still greater dimensions in his mind, and so also did his gratefulness for it. Presently he said to himself, “Who saves his prince from woundsalteration in the MS and possible death—and this he did for me—performs high service; but it is little—it is nothing!—Ohistorical collation, less than nothing!—when ’tis weighed against the act of him who saves his prince from shame!”alteration in the MS

Hendon made no outcryemendation, under the scourge, but bore the heavy blows with soldierly fortitude. This, together with his redeemingalteration in the MS the boy by taking his stripes for him, compelled the respect of even that forlorn and degraded mob that was gathered there; and its jibes and [begin page 288]

whilst the lash was applied the poor king turned away his face.”
hootings died away, and no sound remained but the sound of the falling blows. The stillness that pervadedalteration in the MS the place, when Hendon found himself once more in the stocks, was in strong contrast with the insulting clamor which had prevailed there so little a while before. The king came softly to Hendon’s side, and whispered in hisalteration in the MS ear—

“Kings cannot ennoble thee, thou good, great soul, for One who is higher than kings hath done that for thee; but a king can confirm thy nobility to men.” He picked up the scourge from the ground, touched Hendon’s bleeding shoulders lightlyalteration in the MS with it, and whisperedemendation, “Edward of England dubs thee earl!”

Hendon was touched. The water welled to his eyes, yet at the same time the grisly humor of the situation and circumstances so undermined his gravity that it was all he could do to keep some sign of his [begin page 289] inward mirth from showing outside. To be suddenly hoisted, naked and gory, from the common stocks to the Alpine altitude and splendor of an Earldom, seemed to him the last possibility in the line of the grotesque. He said to himself, “Now am I finely tinseled, indeed!alteration in the MS The spectre-knighthistorical collation emendation of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows is become a spectre-earl!alteration in the MS—a dizzy flight for a callow wing! An’alteration in the MS this go on, I shall presently be hung like a very May-poleemendation with fantastic gauds and make-believe

sir hugh spurred away.”
honors. Butalteration in the MS I shall value them, all valueless as they are, for the love that doth bestow them. Better these poor mock dignities of mine,alteration in the MS that come unasked, from a clean hand and a rightalteration in the MS spirit, than real ones bought by servility from grudging and interestedalteration in the MS power.”

The dreaded Sir Hugh wheeled his horse about, and as he spurredalteration in the MS away, the living wall divided silently to let him pass, and as silently closed together again. And so remainedalteration in the MS; nobody went so faralteration in the MS as to venture a remark in favoralteration in the MS of the prisoner, or in compliment to him; [begin page 290] but no matter, the absence of abuse was a sufficient homage in itself. A late comer who was not posted, as to the present circumstances, and whoalteration in the MS delivered a sneer at the “impostor” and was in the act of following it with a dead cat, was promptly knocked down and kicked out, without any words, and then the deep quiet resumed sway once more.

Historical Collation CHAPTER 28
  honors (A, E, C)  ●  title (MS) 
  unreverent (MS, A, C)  ●  irreverent (E) 
  O (MS, A, C)  ●  Oh (E) 
  O (MS, A, C)  ●  oh (E) 
  spectre-knight (A, E, C)  ●  spectre-baronet (MS) 
Editorial Emendations CHAPTER 28
  honors (A)  ●  title
  thou’lt (A)  ●  thoul’t
  seized (A)  ●  siezed
  outcry (A)  ●  out- | cry
  whispered (A)  ●  whipered
  spectre-knight (A)  ●  spectre-baronet
  May-pole (I-C)  ●  may-pole
Alterations in the Manuscript CHAPTER 28
 CHAPTER 28] the MS reads ‘Chap. 28.’; ‘28.’ follows canceled ‘24.’
 But now] interlined above canceled ‘At last’.
 described . . . and] interlined.
 rightful heirship] follows canceled ‘heir’; ‘ship’ ‘of’ ‘heirship’ squeezed in in pencil.
 threatened,] followed by canceled ‘but’.
 rabble] interlined above canceled ‘crowd’.
 swarmed] interlined above canceled ‘followed’.
 through;] the semicolon apparently replaces a wiped-out period.
 degrading] follows canceled ‘stocks’.
 free!] followed by canceled ‘I that am the king, command it!” ’.
 well inclined.”] interlined above canceled ‘nothing loath.” ’
 a taste] interlined above canceled ‘a touch’.
 manners.”] followed by canceled ‘ “Half’ and ‘The king was siezed’.
 up,] followed by what appears to be ‘en’ ‘or’ ‘eg’ interlined and then canceled.
 “Marry,] followed by canceled' ‘tis well thought of—yes,’.
 thought,] followed by canceled ‘truly’.
 you utter] interlined above a canceled comma.
 and his . . . bare;] interlined.
 never . . . memory.] interlined to replace canceled ‘not be forgot. He shall’; closing quotation marks following ‘forgot.’ canceled.
 passion. Whilst . . . shame!”] ‘passion.’ originally followed by ‘Hendon made no out- | ’, which was canceled, then recopied following the addition of ‘Whilst . . . shame!” ’.
 grew] followed by canceled ‘apace in his mind,’.
 wounds] follows canceled ‘death,—and this’.
 redeeming] follows canceled ‘taking the boy's stripes’.
 that pervaded] interlined above canceled ‘of’.
 contrast with . . . power.” The dreaded . . . spurred] ‘con- | was originally followed on a new MS page by ‘trast with the insulting clamor which had prevailed there so little a while before. As the dreaded Sir Hugh rode’; ‘trast . . . before.’ was canceled when ‘trast with . . . power.” ’ (288.3–289.11) was added on three intervening MS pages. Then ‘As the dreaded Sir Hugh rode’ was canceled and ‘The dreaded . . . spurred’ squeezed in to replace it.
 came . . . his] interlined above canceled ‘came and whispered in Hendon's’.
 lightly] follows canceled ‘wit’.
 indeed!] follows canceled ‘indeed’.
 spectre-earl!] the exclamation point squeezed in.
 An'] follows canceled ‘Ah, well, dear heart,’.
 But] interlined following canceled ‘Ah, well, dear heart,’.
 of mine,] interlined above a canceled comma.
 right] interlined above canceled ‘pure’.
 interested] follows canceled ‘self’.
 remained] follows canceled ‘they’.
 so far] follows canceled ‘to’.
 in favor] follows what may be canceled ‘or’.
 and who] interlined.
Explanatory Notes CHAPTER 28
 History was . . . shameful page.] Mark Twain is referring to Henry II's scourging at the tomb of Thomas à Becket in 1174.