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CHAPTER 5
Another night of
alternate tranquillity and turmoil. But morning came, by and by. It was another glad
awakening to fresh breezes, vast expanses of level
greensward, bright sunlight, an impressive solitude utterly without visible human
beings or human habitations, and an atmosphere of
such amazing magnifying properties that trees that seemed close at hand were more
than three miles away. We resumed undress uniform,
climbed a-top of the flying coach, dangled our legs
over the side, shouted occasionally at our frantic mules, merely to see them lay
their ears back and scamper faster, tied our
hats on to keep our hair from blowing away, and leveled an outlook over the world-wide
carpet about us
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things new and strange to gaze at. Even at this day it thrills me through and through
to think of the life, the gladness and the wild
sense of freedom that used to make the blood dance in my veins on those fine overland
mornings!
Along about an hour after breakfast we saw the first
prairie-dog villages, the first antelope, and the first wolf. If I remember rightly,
this latter was the regular cayote
Ⓔ (pronounced ky-o-te) of the farther deserts. And
if it was, he was not a pretty creature or respectable either, for I got well acquainted with
his race
afterward, and can speak with confidence. The cayote is a long, slim, sick and sorry-looking
skeleton, with a gray wolf-skin stretched
over it, a tolerably bushy tail that forever sags down with a despairing [begin page 31] expression of forsakenness and
misery, a furtive and evil eye, and a long, sharp face, with
slightly lifted lip and exposed teeth. He has a general slinking expression all over.
The cayote is a living, breathing
allegory of Want. He is
always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures
despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede. He is so spiritless
and cowardly that even while his exposed teeth
are pretending a threat, the rest of his face is apologizing for it. And he is
so homely!—so scrawny, and
ribby, and coarse-haired, and pitiful. When he sees you he lifts his lip and lets
a flash of his teeth out, and then turns a little out
of the course he was pursuing, depresses his head a bit, and strikes a long, soft-footed
trot through the sage-brush, glancing over his
shoulder at you, from time to time, till he is about out of easy pistol range, and
then he stops and takes a deliberate survey of you;
he will trot fifty yards and stop again—another fifty and stop again; and finally
the gray of his gliding body blends with the
gray of the sage-brush, and he disappears. All this is when you make no demonstration
against him; but if you do, he develops a
livelier interest in his journey, and instantly electrifies his heels and puts such
a deal of real estate between himself and your
weapon, that by the time you have raised the hammer you see that
you need a
minie rifle
Ⓐ
Ⓔ, and by
the time you have got him in line you need a rifled cannon, and by the time you have
“drawn a bead” on him you see well
enough that nothing but an unusually long-winded streak of lightning could reach him
where he is now. But if you start a swift-footed
dog after him, you will enjoy it ever so much—especially if it is a dog that has a
good opinion of himself,
[begin page 32] and has been brought up to think he knows something about speed. The cayote will go
swinging gently off on that
deceitful trot of his, and every little while he will smile a fraudful smile over
his shoulder that will fill that dog entirely full of
encouragement and worldly ambition, and make him lay his head still lower to the ground,
and stretch his neck further to the front, and
pant more fiercely, and stick his tail out straighter behind, and move his furious
legs with a yet wilder frenzy, and leave a broader
and broader, and higher and denser cloud of desert sand smoking behind, and marking
his long wake across the level plain! And all this
time the dog is only a short twenty feet behind the cayote, and to save the soul of
him he cannot understand why it is that he cannot
get perceptibly closer; and he begins to get aggravated, and it makes him madder and
madder to see how gently the cayote glides along
and never pants or sweats or ceases to smile; and he grows still more and more incensed
to see how shamefully he has been taken in by
an entire stranger, and what an ignoble swindle that long, calm, soft-footed trot
is; and next he notices that he is getting fagged,
and that the cayote actually has to slacken speed a little to keep from running away
from him—and
then
that town-dog is mad in earnest, and he begins to strain and weep and swear, and paw
the sand higher than ever, and reach for the
cayote with concentrated and desperate energy. This “spurt” finds him six feet behind
the gliding enemy, and two miles
from his friends. And then, in the instant that a wild new hope is lighting up his
face, the cayote turns and smiles blandly upon him
once more, and with a something about it which seems to say: “Well, I shall have to
tear myself away from you,
bub—business is business, and it will not do for me to be fooling along this way all
day”—and forthwith there is a
rushing sound, and the sudden splitting of a long crack through the atmosphere, and
behold that dog is solitary and alone in the midst
of a vast solitude!
It makes his head swim. He stops, and looks all around; climbs the nearest sand-mound,
and gazes
into the distance; shakes his head reflectively, and then, without a word, he turns
and jogs along back to his train, and takes up a
humble position under the hindmost wagon, and feels unspeakably mean, and looks ashamed,
and hangs his tail at half-mast for a week.
And for as much as a year [begin page 33] after that, whenever there is a great hue and cry after a cayote, that dog will
merely glance in that direction without emotion, and apparently observe to himself,
“I believe I do not wish any of the
pie.”
The cayote lives chiefly in the most desolate and forbidding deserts, along with the
lizard, the
jackass rabbitⒶ and the raven, and gets an uncertain and precarious living, and earns it. He seems
to subsist almost wholly on the carcases of
oxen, mules and horses that have dropped out of emigrant trains and died, and upon
windfalls of carrion, and occasional legacies of
offal bequeathed to him by white men who have been opulent enough to have something
better to butcher than condemned army bacon. He
will eat anything in the world that his first cousins, the desert-frequenting tribes
of Indians will, and they will eat anything they
can bite. It is a curious fact that these latter are the only creatures known to history
who will eat nitro-glycerine and ask for more
if they survive.
The cayote of the deserts beyond the Rocky Mountains has a peculiarly hard time of
it, owing to
the fact that his relations, the Indians, are just as apt to be the first to detect
a seductive scent on the desert breeze, and follow
the fragrance to the late ox it emanated from, as he is himself; and when this occurs
he has to content himself with sitting off at a
little [begin page 34] distance watching those people strip off and dig out everything edible, and walk off
with it. Then
he and the waiting ravens explore the skeleton and polish the bones. It is considered
that the cayote, and the obscene bird, and the
Indian of the desert, testify their blood kinship with each other in that they live
together in the waste places of the earth on terms
of perfect confidence and friendship, while hating all other creatures and yearning
to assist at their funerals. He does not mind going
a hundred miles to breakfast, and a hundred and fifty to dinner, because he is sure
to have three or four days between meals, and he
can just as well be traveling and looking at the scenery as lying around doing nothing
and adding to the burdens of his parents.
We soon learned to recognize the sharp, vicious bark of the cayote as it came across
the murky
plain at night to disturb our dreams among the mail-sacks; and remembering his forlorn
aspect and his hard fortune, made shift to wish
him the blessed novelty of a long day’s good luck and a limitless larder the morrow.