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Ancients in Modern Dress

(1896–1897)

It is hardly surprising that the “ancient” whom Clemens is particularly interested in seeing in modern clothes is Adam, for no other figure appealed more strongly and persistently to his imagination—unless it was Satan. The Mark Twain whose eyes become moist as he looks at the portrait of Adam (modernized) recalls the Mark Twain who in The Innocents Abroad weeps before the tomb of Adam, lamenting, “Noble old man—he did not live to see me—he did not live to see his child. And I—I—alas, I did not live to see him.1 There is also a hint of Clemens' view that the present is a repetition of some time long past, since history is cyclical; once the difference of clothes has been removed, modern man is seen to be Adam all over again.

The title and dating are Paine's. His assignment of date of composition is supported by the fact that the paper used is the same as that in the manuscript of Following the Equator.

Editorial Notes
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DE 2:307.

Textual Commentary

The manuscript is copy-text. There are no textual notes, and no ambiguous compound is hyphenated at the end of a line in the manuscript.

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Ancients in Modern Dress

A few months ago an interesting find was made in London—some old letters of Gainsborough's which had not seen the light before. In one of these letters there was a revelation—a revelation whichalteration in the MS struck me forcibly. It exposed the fact that when a lady of quality sat for her portrait in that day, she invented a costume for the occasion; and she made it as fine and showy and beautiful and outlandish and theatrical as she could. The letter referred to is from Gainsborough to a titled lady who is dissatisfied with her portrait—her friendsalteration in the MS thinkalteration in the MS it does not look like her. The artist complains that an unusual dress is a disguise, and that a lady can not look much like herself in it; and that this condemned portrait of her ladyship would be recognizable by her friends as a good one if it were clothed as they have been used to seeing her clothed.

The artist was clearly right; an unaccustomed dress makes a very great change in a person. You have noticed this in private theatricals. Wealteration in the MS have great difficulty in recognizing our young friends when they are dressed up in the bloomy costumes of Henry VIII's time or Marie Antoinette's.

And so at last we have found out why it is that our English ancestors of a century or so ago all look like foreigners. It is their clothes. We are not used to those clothes, and so the people in them do not look [begin page 436] as they ought to look—they are misrepresented to us. If those people could appear before us dressed as we ourselves are dressed, we should see them truly for the first time; they would then have a native and natural look, a friendly look, and we should see at once that they are blood kin to us, and not strangers and foreigners. Shakspeare, dressed as he ought to be dressed, would look Shakspeare, and cease to be a melon-headed and characterless Italian frump.

After thinking these things over, it occurred to me that it would be a benefaction to the world if I could enable it to seeemendation its historic idols undistorted, unfalsified, for once, see them looking their true selves, and natural; and I perceived that this desirable thing could be done by dressing them down to date, clothing them as they would be clothed if they were now with us and moving about in the society which would be theirs—that of the Queen, and the President, and Mr. Gladstone, and Prince Bismarck, and Ibsen, and the poet laureate and the rest. So I copied several of the authentic great portraits—copied them exactly, in all details of face, form, feature, expression, attitude, but abolished their misinforming costumes and put upon them the truth-conveying familiar clothes of our own day. The result was surprising. Even to me, who expected much.

To me Adam had never appealed—at least never to my heart; never in any warm and sympathetic way; never as his fatherhood should appeal to his child; for I was not used to his skins and his fig-leaves, and they made him a stranger to me, and cold. But as soon as I had put upon his portrait the clothes which he would wear to-day in the street or in the park, he was a different man, and I loved him. My whole heart went out to him. I saw the real Adam for the first time, and the long dormant feeling of kinship rose powerfully in me, and I could not look upon the portrait with dry eyes.

The portrait from which I made my copy is the one in the collection of his Holinessalteration in the MS the Armenian Patriarch of Jerusalem, and is the only one now in existence which was taken from life. The one in the Vatican, held during many ages to be authentic, has within our time been discovered to be only a copy of the original above referred to.

Editorial Emendations Ancients in Modern Dress
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Alterations in the Manuscript Ancients in Modern Dress
 a revelation which] follows canceled ‘one’.
 her friends] interlined with a caret.
 think] originally ‘thinks’; the ‘s’ canceled.
 We] follows canceled ‘Shaks’.
 of his Holiness] follows canceled ‘of the’.