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To William Dean Howells
14 September 1876 • Hartford, Conn. (MS: NN-BGC, UCCL 02505)
(SUPERSEDED)
My Dear Howells:1explanatory note

Yes, the collection of caves was the origin of it. I changed it to echoes because these being invisible & intangible, constituted a still more absurd species of property, & yet a man could really own an echo, & sell it, too, for a high figure—such an echo as that at the villa Simonetti, two miles from Milan, for instance.2explanatory note My first purpose was to have the man make a collection of caves & afterwards of echoes, but perceived that the element of absurdity & impracticability was so nearly identical as to amount to a repetition of an idea.

I am reading & enjoying the biography. It is a marvelous thing that you read for it & wrote it in such a little bit of a time, let alone conduct a dysentery at the same time—when I have that disease, even mildly, I can write absolutely nothing. Warner had a good & appreciative review of the book in yesterday’s paper.3explanatory note He put down everything else to attend to that. I like W. better & better, every day. I have had prejudices & dislikes, there, but I think they have worn themselves out, now. I believe Mrs. Clemens is as blindly fond of him as she is of you—which is a great argument with me, because her instincts in the perception of worth are always truer than mine.

I will not & do not believe that there is a possibility of Hayes’s defeat, & yet but I want the victory to be sweeping. Every little helps. Now haven’t you somebody handy who can make a ten-centemendation book, to be given away, of this nature, to-witemendation: A miniature volume, with a page the size of a postage stamp, with this title-page: “What Mr. Tilden has done for His Country.” And put in it paragraphs like this:

“In October, 1862 I contributed $7,000 toward the public revenues for the patriotic purpose of prosecuting the war against rebellion.”

Put into the litle little volume all the services which Tilden has unselfishly rendered his country—you see the book should be sized according to the materials his career is able to furnish.

Then make this pygmy book fast, with a string—or tack it inside the cover, of a 12 or 24 or 8vo (according to materials,) to bear this title-page: “What Mr. Tilden has done for h Himself.” This book should be paragraphed thus:

“In October, 1862, I raised my right hand, & kissed a book, & for this service allowed myself $20,000 or $30,000 of government money, my time being valuable & this compensation not seeming to me exorbitant.”4explanatory note

And so forth & so on. Read the enclosed slip from the Courant. Such a book, issued 2 or 3 weeks before election, might help, some. It is a book that anybody can write, with a campaign file of the N. Y. Times to get his material from. I would write it myself if I had the time & the materials, . I seem to have said though I would of course question the wisdom or and also the propriety of putting my name to such a piece of work.

It seems odd to find myself interested in an election. I never was before. And I cantn seem to get over my repugnance to reading or thinking about politics, yet. But in truth I care little about any party’s politics—but the man that behind it is the important thing.

You may well know that Mrs. Clemens liked the Parlor Car—enjoyed it ever so much, & was indignant at you all through, & kept exploding into rages at you for drawing such a pretending that such a woman ever existed—closing each & every explosion with “But it is just what such a woman would do”—“It is just what such a woman would say.” They all voted the Parlor Car perfection—except me. I said they wouldn’t have been allowed to court & quarrel there so long, uninterruptedemendation; but at each critical moment the odious train-boy would come in & pile foul literature all over them four or five inches deep, & the lover would turn his head aside & curse—& presently that train-boyemendation would be back again (as on all those western roads) to take up the literature & leave prize candy.

Of course the thing is perfect, in the magazine, without the train-boyemendation; but I was thinking of the stage & the groundlings. If the dainty touches went over their heads, the train-boy & other possible interruptions would fetch them every time. Would it mar the flow of the thing too much to insert that devil? I thought it over a couple of hours & concluded it wouldn’t, & that he ought to be in for the sake of the groundlings (& to get new copyrightemendation on the piece.)

Andemendation it seemed to me that now that the fourth act is so successfully written, why not go ahead & write the 3 preceding acts? And then after it is finished, let me put in into it a low-comedy character (the girl’s or the lover’s father or uncle) & gobble a big pecuniary interest in your work for myself. Do not let this generous proposition disturb your rest—but do write the other 3 acts, & then it will be valuable to managers. And don’t go & sell it to anybody, like Harte, but keep it for yourself.

Harte’s play can be doctored till it will be entirely acceptable & then it will clear a great sum every year. I am out of all patience with Harte for selling it. The play entertained me hugely, even in its present crude state.5explanatory note

That is a good story of your sister’s, but I don’t think I could make it go except in one fashion—by taking the idea & applying it in some other way, as I did with the caves, & do with pretty much everything. There are few stories that have anything superlatively good in them except the idea, &—& that is always bettered by transplanting.

But Aldrich has genius enough to get over that difficulty. The man that wrote Margjorie Daw would make an admirable thing of the perplexities of these people, I should think.6explanatory note

I was going to enclose it, for Aldrich, but I think I won’t, yet. I’ll wait. By & by the story will grab hold of me, maybe.

Pardon the length of this. Love to you all.

Ys Ever
Mark.

enclosure: 7explanatory note

The more Tilden’s character is revealed to
the people of the United States the less fit he
seems to be President, the more we see reason
to believe the representations of the leading
democratic papers—the New York World and
the Express, and the Cincinnati Enquirer—be-
fore his nomination, and made in the hope of
preventing it. They spoke the truth then,
which cannot be removed by their reluctant
support now. Tilden is an old man, and he
has lived a thoroughly self-seeking life; all
his shrewdness and ability have been devoted to
amassing money for Tilden; and at the close
of his life he has come actively forward into
politics for Tilden’s benefit exclusively; and he
uses the same means to secure his political
ends that procured him his vast fortune. We
commend the comparison of his life with
that of Hayes, as revealed in the biography of
the latter. What sacrifice has Tilden ever made
for his country, what service has he rendered
it? While Hayes was in the field Tilden could
not even sustain his government by an honest
income return; for years he let the govern-
ment guess at his income, certain that he
would save money by making no return.
When he set his eye on the presidency, he laid
his plans for it in his usual long-headed man-
ner. He saw that the popular thing was a war
upon the rings, and it is entirely in accord with
his thoroughly scheming and self-seeking char-
acter that he should turn “reformer” in or-
der to reach the presidency. We perfectly
well remember that when Fernando Wood was
first elected mayor of New York he astonished
his enemies and disgusted his friends
by his vigor against the thieves.
But we cannot judge Wood by that one city
campaign, any more than we can Tilden by his
raid on the New York corruptions. We find
his character from his whole record.

Textual Commentary
Previous Publication:

MTL , 1:285–87; MTHL , 1:150–53.

Provenance:

See Howells Letters in Description of Provenance.

More information on provenance may be found in Description of Provenanceclick to open link.

Explanatory Notes
1 

Clemens answered two letters from Howells (CU-MARK), both of which in part answered his of 23 Augustclick to open link:

My dear Clemens:

Of course I was glad to get the little paper, and I’ll print it in December. I fancied I traced its origin to that story of the cave-collector, but I didn’t enjoy it the less on that account, nor think it the less yours. It came to me at Townsend Harbor, just as I was leaving for Cambridge, and when I got to Cambridge I was seized with dysentery. I had to keep at work on my Hayes book, all the time, and you can imagine that other things went out of my mind. I beg your pardon for the delay.

I finished the book yesterday, having written it in twenty-two days, and read for it as I wrote. It was a terrible pull. They expect to publish it on Monday, and of course I’ll send you a copy at once.

Do you intend to speak or write any politics? I hope you do, though I recognize the difficulties you speak of. I may as well own that it was I who set the National Committee at you.

I’m to be here till Tuesday. Remember me to Mrs. Clemens, who I know likes the Parlor Car though she didn’t say so. Think of my being accused of drawing illogical women! It’s too bad.— How I wish I could see you!

Yours evermore
W. D. Howells.

Neither the “story of the cave-collector,” suspected source of Clemens’s “Canvasser’s Tale,”nor any appeal from the Republican national committee has been identified. Since in his letter of 23 Augustclick to open link Clemens made no report of that committee having contacted him, nor of reading Howells’s “Parlor Car” in the September Atlantic Monthly , he must have mentioned both in a subsequent letter to Howells that is not known to survive. The second letter from Howells that he now answered was:

editorial office of the atlantic monthly. the riverside press, cambridge, mass.
Dear Clemens:

Here is a very curious story which was given my sister. She passed it over to me, and it struck me as being just in your line. See if you can’t make something of it.

Yes, we must try the Blindfold Novelettes for next year. It’ll be a great feature, I believe. Send me any modification of plot that occurs to you.

Yours ever
W. D. Howells.
enclosure in an unidentified hand:

An A few years ago an aged farmer & deacon died in a country town of New England & his children, who were living in Boston & were well to do, sent from the city, for the old man’s burial, a coffin with a plate of real silver on the lid. Now it happened that the venerable gray-headed haired Sexton of the village had never beheld anything so costly in his long years of service for the humble dead, nor could he persuade himself that a thing so costly ought to be buried in the earth & wasted.

With these thoughts in his puzzled head he cautiously approached the widow to see if it should not be taken off before the grave was filled— but was The good lady repulsed him resisted his proposn with becoming indignation— Nevertheless the honest soul could not so far get over its his life long habit of setting great value upon solid silver in any form & so he took the thing matter into his own hands and removed the plate after the people friends & spectators who attended the funeral had left the ground. The Sexton was an honest upright man & had no desire to appropriate the valuable plate to his own use— But he was sorely perplexed to know what to do with it. After keeping it some days, concealed in various ways, he meantime undergoing great mental an struggle, fearing lest it should be discovered & he be accused of theft, he hit upon the plan of hiding it in the old sounding-board of which hung over the pulpit of the church, & accordingly with great difficulty succeeded in depositing the plate in this resting place. After some years it came to pass that a new church was built & the old one having been taken by the town for a school house was undergoing repairs, when the workmen one day on breaking up the sounding board came upon the engraved coffin plate of their former friend & deacon— Great was the surprise of course of all the town at the discovery of such a piece of witch-work until the Sexton who still plied his followed his vocation among them confessed his deed. The question arose again came up what disposition should be made of this singular treasure trove. Nobody knew, the widow of the deacon was already reasting beside her husband in the churchyard & had no use for it, probably having one of her own quite as good, tho’ of this we are not informed. The difficulty was solved by a grandson from the city who happened there about that time & seeing his grd’f’s coffin plate thus drifting about took it home with him, although he had but a vague idea of what disposition he could make of it. The arrival in the city home of such a relic, whose associations were of such questionable interest among the living, aroused an exciting discussion among the brothers & sisters of the householding The majority insisted that it should not be kept allowed to remain in the house, tho what to do with it was more than they could say— It could not be sold of course, neither could it be thrown away, that was not to be tho’t of. As a gift it had no value unless as bullion & that was not to be d to give it to a Jew or beggar was of course of out of the question— To return it to be buried with the remains of their grandfather seemed hardly worth while tho’ that was urged by some. All suggestions seemed to be equally impracticable, until the young man who had consented to be responsible for its proper disposition keeping & had thus brought such a skeleton into the house bethought himself of an uncle living at the west who was famous for antiquarian pursuits & doubtless would consider this a very desirable addition to his collection of relics It was a happy thought—the plate was duly packed off by express & the family relieved by this final departure. of its presence among them. However there was no rest yet for the unhappy plate— The uncle was shocked to think that in his relatives’ estimation his mania had so blunted his sense of propriety as to make him willing to expose his father’s coffin plate as a relic & in his displeasure he sent it at once to the old Sexton who was the cause of its wanderings with the injunction to bury it in the grave where it belonged & tell no mortal of it[s] whereabouts on pain of prosecution for his original misdemeanor— This the old gentleman promised to do & kept his secret for some time, but the garrulity of advanced age was too much for him & shortly before his death he divulged the sequel of this funny story—

It probably was Anne Thomas Howells (1844–1938), the youngest of Howells’s three sisters and herself a writer, who sent this story (Howells 1979, 462–63, 465). Clemens noted what appears to be his evaluation of it on Howells’s envelope: “An egg that was an antique.”

2 

Clemens described this “most remarkable echo in the world” in chapter 19 of The Innocents Abroad (SLC 1869, 195–97).

3 

Warner’s review appeared on the front page of the Hartford Courant on 12 (not 13) September (Warner 1876).

4 

In this suggested paragraph and in the previous one for the “pygmy book,” Clemens alluded to a charge, being debated in the press, that Tilden had “committed perjury in 1862, by swearing to a taxable income of $7,118,” when, in fact, according to “his statement under oath in 1876,” he had “received in 1862, for services rendered to the St. Louis, Alton and Terre Haute Railroad the sum of $20,000” (“Gov. Tilden’s Income Again,” New York Times, 15 Sept 76, 4).

5 

Clemens was decidedly in the minority in his generous appraisal of Harte’s Two Men of Sandy Bar, which he had seen recently in New York. The New York critics panned it mercilessly (see Scharnhorst 1992, 52–59; 7–11 Sept 76 to Harte13034click to open link).

6 

Aldrich’s story collection, Marjorie Daw and Other People, was published in 1873. The title piece was an epistolary tale about an ill man who falls in love with the fictitious Marjorie Daw, invented by a friend to ease the tedium of the illness.

7 

The enclosed clipping of a Hartford Courant editorial (14 Sept 76, 2) does not survive with the letter. It is transcribed here in a line-by-line simulation. The editorial alludes to: Tilden’s labors in the early 1870s, as chairman of the New York state Democratic committee, to bring down William M. Tweed and the corrupt Tammany Hall “ring,” which controlled New York city politics, and to reform the state judiciary; Fernando Wood (1812–81) a controversial three-time Democratic mayor of New York (1855–58, 1860–62), who compromised an ambitious program of reforms with political chicanery and questionable ethics (Mushkat 1990, 38, 41–81); and Howells’s Sketch of the Life and Character of Rutherford B. Hayes.

Emendations and Textual Notes
  ten-cent ●  ten- | cent
  to-wit ●  to- | wit
  uninterrupted ●  uninterrupupted
  train-boy ●  train- | boy
  train-boy ●  train- | boy
  copyright ●  copy- | right
  piece.) [¶] And ●  piece.)— | [¶] And