12 November 1879 • Chicago, Ill. (MS, in pencil: CU-MARK, UCCL 01714)

Livy darling, it was a great time. There were perhaps twenty
thirty people on the stage of the theatre, & I think I
never sat elbow-to-elbow with so many historic names before. Grant, Sherman,
Sheridan, Schofield, Pope, Logan, Auger, & so on. What an
iron man Grant is! He sat facing the house, with his right leg crossed over his
left & his right boot-sole tilted up at an angle, & his
left hand & arm reposing on the arm of his chair—you note
that position? Well, when glowing references were made to
other grandees on the stage, those grandees always showed a trifle of
nervous consciousness—& as these references came
frequently, the nervous changes of position & attitude were also
frequent. But Grant!—he was under a tremendous
& ceaseless bombardment of praise & gratulation, but as
true as I’m a sitting here he never moved a muscle of his body for a
single instant, during 30 minutes! You could have played him on a stranger for
an effigy. Perhaps he never would have moved, but at last
a speaker made such a particularly ripping & blood-stirring remark
about him that the audience rose & roared & yelled
& stamped & clapped
an entire minute—Grant
sitting as serene as ever—when Gen. Sherman stepped to him, laid his
hand affectionately on his shoulder, bent his respectfully down
& whispered in his ear. Then Grant got up & bowed,
& the storm of applause swelled into a hurricane. He sat down, took
about the same position & froze to it till by & by there
was another of those deafening & protracted roars, when Sherman made
him get up & bow again. He broke up his attitude once
more—to the extent of something more than a hair’s
breadth—to indicate me to Sherman when the house was keeping up a
determined & persistent call for me, & poor bewildered
Sherman, (who did not know me,) was peering
abroad over the packed audience for
me, not knowing I was only three feet from him & most conspicuously
located. (Gen. Sherman was Chairman.)
One of the most illustrious individuals on that stage was “old Abe,” the historic war eagle. He stood on his perch—the old savage-eyed rascal—three or four feet behind Gen. Sherman, & as he had been in nearly every battle that was mentioned by the orators his soul was probably stirred pretty often, though he was too proud to let on.
Read Logan’s bosh, & try to imagine a burly & magnificent Indian, in General’s uniform, striking a heroic attitude & getting that stuff off in the style of a declaiming school-boy.
Please put the enclosed scraps in the drawer & I will scrap-book them.
I only staid at the Owl Club till 3 this morning & drank little or nothing. Went to sleep without whisky. Ich liebe dich.
in margin: Sentinels walked the stage all the evening.
MS, in pencil, CU-MARK.
MTB , 2:653–54, partial publication; MTL , 1:368–70; MicroML, reel 4.
See Mark Twain Papers in Description of Provenanceclick to open link.