20–24 September 1880 • Elmira, N.Y. (MS, draft: CU-MARK, UCCL 01748)

Your are aware that our city is well stocked with sufferers from
malaria. You are also aware that the cause lies in our bad sewerage
& foul & stagnant water courses. These deadly defects are
remediable, & doubtless will be remedied some day; but until that day
comes, is it surely cannot be fair in us to allow
strangers to settle here without warning giving them warning? If the
teachings of our pulpits are real, & not mere gilded talk, our
silence in this matter is culpable. Light houses are set up to warn ships to
keep away from shoals & rocks; finger-boards instruct the stranger
how to avoid powder-mills; a red flag on the plague hospital warns the healthy
to shun the spot. It seems to
me
your petitioner that commo honesty—even a
low-grade honesty—requires that we follow this righteous
custom & employ some sort of device which shall warn intending
settlers that ours is not a healthy city.
, but I am of the opinion that a fever-
it seems to me that
It is the opinion of your peti that a black flag, with skull
& cross-bones on it, flying from the dome of the State House,
would
might
would sufficiently advertise this matter. & yet be
inexpensive.
Now TWherefore, That your honorable body will deem it wise & just to order said flag, is the humble prayer of your petitioner; & to this end will he ever pray.
meaning by that that it is a far less healthy city than we
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