28 April 1880 • Hartford, Conn. (Clemens 1932, pp. 47–48; and sales catalog:
Union Art Galleries, 9 April 1935, no. 39, lot 65, UCCL 01794)
For this long time I have been intending to congratulate you fervently upon your translation to——to——anywhere——Ⓐemendationfor anywhere is better than Paris. Paris the cold, Paris the drizzly, Paris the rainy, Paris the DamnableⒶemendation. More thanⒶemendation a hundred years ago,Ⓐemendation somebody asked Quin, “Did you ever see Ⓐemendation such a winter in all your life before?” “Yes,” said he, “lastⒶemendation summer.” I judge he spent his summer in Paris. Let us change the proverb; letⒶemendation us say all bad Americans go to Paris when they die. No, let us not Ⓐemendation say it;Ⓐemendation for this adds a new horror to immortalityⒶemendation.
Mrs. Clemens &Ⓐemendation the children paid their first visit to Boston the other day,Ⓐemendation &Ⓐemendation I went along, by request. Your brother &Ⓐemendation his wife called on us, &Ⓐemendation we missed them, for we were out raiding the old junk-shops for disabled andirons &Ⓐemendation other antiquities. Then we called at their residence,Ⓐemendation &Ⓐemendation there was another failure; Mr. Fairchild was out,Ⓐemendation &Ⓐemendation Mrs. do. was doctoring three or four of her childrenⒶemendation &Ⓐemendation her nurse had deserted her. So we missed fire all around, &Ⓐemendation did not get to see each other; on our side we were heartily sorry.
We spent a day &Ⓐemendation a night at Belmont with HowellsⒶemendation, &Ⓐemendation we all made an assault on your brother’s house &Ⓐemendation tried to get in &Ⓐemendation have a look at his things,Ⓐemendation but the genius of ill luck was to the fore again, the carpenters &Ⓐemendation other repairers had gone off with the keys. The Howellses &Ⓐemendation Fairchildses are mostⒶemendation nobly situated out there. They have woods &Ⓐemendation grass &Ⓐemendation fresh air &Ⓐemendation tranquillity, &Ⓐemendation a view which they will miss when they are in heaven.
Miss Clara Spaulding is well &Ⓐemendation happy; she has sent us the photograph, &Ⓐemendation it is certainly one of the best &Ⓐemendation consequently handsomest likenesses I ever saw. We keep it in a prominent place &Ⓐemendation tell strangers it is me when I was young. The best picture I have had yet is the steel frontispiece to my new book.Ⓐemendation I mean to encloseⒶemendation one in this.
Mrs. Clemens sends her warmest regards,—ⒶemendationI also. Well, what good times we had that day at St. Cloud,Ⓐemendation &Ⓐemendation what a lively gang of young people we were!—weⒶemendation hold Mrs. Fairchild &Ⓐemendation the young ladies in grateful remembrance for that holiday.
Good luck to you!
All variants between the source texts are reported below. Adopted readings followed by ‘(MTP)’ are editorial emendations of the source readings. P2 has no paragraph breaks; all paragraph indentions, as well as the placement of complimentary close and signature, are supplied from P1. The engraved portrait has been reproduced from a copy of A Tramp Abroad in CU-MARK.
No copy-text. The text is based on two printed sources, each of which derives independently from the MS.
The MS was offered for sale by Union Art Galleries in 1935.
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