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Source: Emory University, Atlanta, Ga ([GEU])

Cue: "You can argue"

Source format: "MS"

Letter type: "[standard letter]"

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Revision History: Larson, Brian

Published on MTPO: 2012

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MTPDocEd
To Joel Chandler Harris
10 August 1881 • Elmira, N.Y. (MS: GEU, UCCL 01997)
My Dear Mr. Harris:

You can argue yourself into the delusion that the principle of life is in the stories themselves & not in their setting; but you will save labor by stopping with that solitary convert, for it he is the only intelligent one you will bag. In reality the stories are only alligator pears—one merely eats them for the sake of the salad-dressing. Uncle Remus is most deftly drawn, & is a lovable & delightful creation; he, & the little boy, & their relations with each other, are high & fine literature, & worthy to live, for their own sakes; & certainly the stories are not to be credited with them. But enough of this; I seem to be proving to the man that made the multiplication table that twice one are two.

I have been thinking, yesterday & to-day,) (plenty of chance to think,) as I am abed with lumbago at our little summering farm among the solitudes of the mountain-top,) & I have concluded that I can answer one of your questions with full confidence—thus: Make it a subscription book. Mighty few books that come strictly under the head of literature will sell by subscription; but if Uncle Remus won’t, the gift of prophecy has departed out of me. When a book will sell by subscription, it will sell two or three times as many copies as it would in the trade; & the profit is bulkier because the retail price is greater.

You did not ask me about royalties; still, I will gif give you a hint, free of charge, which I wish somebody had sold to me for a hundred thousand dollars ten years ago: Make your book at your own expense & pay some publisher ten per cent to sell it for you. On a sale of 50,000 copies this will pay your publisher $15,000, & yourself $35,000 or close upon it. But keep these secrets to yourself.⟧

You didn’t ask me for a subscription-publisher. If you had, I should have recommended Osgood to you. He inauguratses his subscription department with my new book in the fall. I couldn’t recommend my former publishers to anybody, excpeptemendation an enemy.

The question which you did ask—as to saving all new matter for your new book, etc instead of first taking the bloom ooff it in the magazines, etc., I am a little afraid to answer. Osgood can answer that. He will know. Youemendation can ask him; or I will, just as you please. He will arrive from Europe 21st of this month. The fact that you are not offering him the book won’t make any de ifference. There’s nothing small about Osgood. He will answer with pleasure, & give his best judgment. Thenemendation you can compare it with the opinion of the publisher whom you shall eventually choose, & adopt the sun suggestion which seems to be soundest.

My idea would be to print one yarn in the magazine every 3 months & thus keep before the public & at the same time keep the public unsatisfied; but I wouldn’t let them have such generous meals as you have been giving them. Foremendation the ficklest dam people in the world are the publiec.

Now the doctor has been here & tried to interrupt my yarn about the Golden Arm, but I’ve got through, anyway.

Of course I tell it in the negro dialect—that is necessary; but I have not written it so, for I can’t it spell it in your matchless way. It is marvelous the way you & Cable spell the negro & creole dialects.

One Two grand features are lost in print: the wierdemendation wailing, the rising & falling cadences of the wind, so easily mimicked with one’s mouth; & the impressive pauses & eloquent silences, & subdued utterances, toward the end of the yarn (which chain the attention of the children hand & foot, & they sit willth parted lips & breathless, to be wrenched limb from limb with the sudden & appalling “YOU got it!”) I have so gradually & impressively worked up the last act, with a “grown” audience, as to create a rapt & intense stillness; & then made them jump clear out of their skins, almost, with the final shout. It’s a lovely story to tell.

Old Uncle Dan’l, a slave of my uncle’s aged 60, used to tell us children yarns every night by the kitchen fire (no other light); & the last yarn demanded, every night, was this one. By this time there was but a ghostly blaze or two flickering about the back-log. We would huddle close about the old man, & begin to shudder with the first familiar words; but & under the spell of his impressive delivery we were always fell a prey to that climax at the end when the rigid black shape in the twilight sprang at us with a shout.

When you come to glance at the tale you will recollect it—it is as common & familiar as the Tar Baby. Work up the atmosphere with your customary skill & it will “go” in print.

Lumbago seems to make a body garrulous—but you’ll forgive it.

Truly Yours
S. L. Clemens

enclosure:

De Woman wid de Gold'n Arm.


Once upon a time, w emendation away long ago, there was a man & his wife that lived all alone in a house out in the middle of a big lonesome prairie. There wasn’t anybody or any house or any trees for miles & miles & miles around. The woman had an arm that was gold—just pure solid gold from the shoulder all the way down. Well, by & by, one night, she died. It was in the middle of winter, & the wind was a-blowing, & the snow was a drifting & the sleet was a-driving, & it was awful dark; but the man had to bury her; so he took her, & took a lantern, & went away off a across the praririe & dug a grave; but when he was just going to put her in, he thought he would steal her golden arm, for he judged it couldn’t ever be found out, & he was a powerful mean man. So then he cut it off, & buried her, & started back home. And he stumbled along, & plowed along, & the snow & the sleet swashed in his face so he had to turn his head one side, & could hardly get along at all; & the wind it kept a-crying, & a-wailingemendation, & a-mourning, way off across the prairie, back there where the grave was, just so: B-z-z-z-z-z (imitating the raising & falling & complaining of the wintry night-wind, through his teeth.) It seemed to him like it was a ghost crying & worrying about some trouble or another, & it made his hair stand up, & he was all trembling & shivering. The wind kept on going Bzzz &c & all of a sudden he caught his breath & stood still, & leaned his ear to listen. B-z-z-z-z-z goes the wind, but right along in the midst of that sound he hears some words, so faint & so far-away off he can hardly make them out: “Whe “W-h-e-r-e’s m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-r-m a-a-a-rm? emendation W-h-o’s g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-rm?” Down drops the lantern; & out it goes, & there he is, in that wide lonesome prairie, in the pitch dark & the storm. He took out home, started along again, but he could hardly pull one foot after the other; & all the way the wind was a-crying & the snow a-blowingemendation, & the voice a-wailing, “W-h-e-r-e’s m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-armemendation? W-h-o’s g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-arm?” At last he got home; & he locked the door, & lo bolted it, & chained it with a big log-chain & put the chairs & things against it; & then he crept up stairs & got into bed & covered up his head & ears, & laid lay there a-shviveringemendation & a-listening. in margin: [(]On the telling, the voice monotonously repeats, all through here.) The windemendation it kept a-going B-z-z-z-z, & there was that voice again—away, ever so far away, out in the prairie. But it was clo a-comingemendation—it was a-coming. Every time it said the words it was closer than it was before. By & by it was as close as the pasture; next it was as close as the branch; next it was this side the branch & right by the corn-cribemendation; next it was to the smoke-house; then it was right at the stile; then right in the yard; then it passed the ash-hopper & c was right at the door—right at the very door! “W-h-e-r-e’s m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-arm?” “U-g-h!” The man shook, & shook, & shivered. He don’t hear the chain rattle, he don’t hear the bolt break, he don’t hear the door move—still next minute he hear something coming p-a-t, p-a-t, p-a-t, just as slow, & just as soft, up the stairs. It’s right at the door, now: “W-h-e-r-e’s m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-arm?” Next it’s right in the room: “W-h-o’s g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-arm?” Then it’s right up against the bed—then it’s a leaning down over the bed—thenemendation it’s down right against his ear & a whispering soft, so soft & dreadful: “W-h-e-r-e’s m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-arm? W-h-o’s g-o-t m-y g-o-l-d-e-n a-a-a-arm?” (Then m with a sudden fierce spring at the nearest auditor & a thunderous shout) “YOUemendation got it!

Textual Commentary
Source text(s):

MS, Joel Chandler Harris Papers, Special Collections, Robert W. Woodruff Library, GEU.

Previous Publication:

MTL, 1:401–3, partial publication; MicroPUL, reel 2.

Emendations and Textual Notes
 excpept ● p partly formed
 know. You ● ~.— | ~
 judgment. Then ● ~.— | ~
 them. For ● ~.— | ~
 wierd ● sic
 w ● partly formed
 a-wailing ● a- | wailing
 a-a-a-rm? ● canceled character partly formed
 a-blowing ● a- | blowing
 a-a-arm ● a-a-a-arm corrected miswriting
 a-shvivering ● a- | shvivering
 a-listening. . . . The wind ● ~.— ∥ . . . The wind
 a-coming ● a- | coming
 corn-crib ● corn- | crib
 bed—then ● ~— ∥ —
 YOU ● capitals simulated, not underscored
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