To “Ignoramus” (pseud.)
19 September 1881 • Elmira, N.Y. (MS: CtY-BR, UCCL 02040)
19 September 1881 • Elmira, N.Y. (MS: CtY-BR, UCCL 02040)
Elmira, N. Y. Sept. 19
0, 1881.—
Dear Madam:
I can decide that, without any trouble; not upon my own authority, but upon a higher & better than mine. For instance: above our chiefest fireplaceⒶemendation, at home, in Hartford, is this sentence, cut in enduring brass—& mind you, it is from Emerson:
“The Ornament of a house is the f Friends
who frequent it.”
You perceive, now, that Mr. Emerson would say, “The curse of a house is the mumps who frequent it—especially if they is malarious.” And that is what says also
Ys Truly
S. L. Clemens
Emendations and Textual Notes
Ⓐ fireplace ● fire- | place
MS, Collection of American Literature, CtY-BR.
Ignoramus (pseud.), “Mumps Is, or Mumps Are,” American Magazine 8 (June 1888): 248; MicroPUL, reel 2.